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you take the bridge to Rather Boggy and Sad, and your heart instantly sinks. it's as if all the happiness has gone from the world. the sky turns grey, and the air turns muggy. At the very end of the swamp is a genie, hovering in mid air, doing a crossword on a leaf. You make your way towards him, and call out "Hola, Genie!" he looks up and replies in a booming, friendly voice, that returns your faith in the world.

"Greetings traveller, I am the genie of the Swamp. Groggy Smeller is my name, and what brings you here?" 

"I seek the Grand Vulcano to vanquish the cult of whitney!"

"Then I shall grant you one gift to aid you in your quest."

"Thank You!" and he presents three glowing gifts. of knowledge, flight, and power. do you take...

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