you take the right path, because right is always right, it even says it in the name. the path continues through the dense forest, before it widens into a clearing. standing in the centre of the clearing is an enormous, fluffy pink ogre, dressed in a wedding gown and veil. it looks very grumpy. as you gaze up at it, it roars and the ground shakes violently. you predict a fight on your hands. do you...