you awake to commotion all around you. clattering of swords, yelling and screaming, and a really high pitched seagull noise. you are lying at the peak of the Grand Vulcano! your arms are bound to your sides, with strawberry laces, so you immediately break free. your kidnapper is in fierce combat with a woman you have never seen before, she has huge butterfly wings, a swirling wire-frame body, and carries a gleaming white sword. she glances up at you, as she blocks the attacks from the kidnapper. she then twirls and releases a huge energy wave from her blade, you've never seen anything like this before! your kidnapper is knocked into the air, and flies off the volcano. she begins to speak, and reaches out to you, but the burst of energy from her weapon knocks not only the villain, but you, into the volcano's mouth! you yell as you hurtle through the air into the boiling mouth of the volcano, but the fall doesn't stop, what is this? you look down, and to your horror, there is no magma, but an endless, intoxicating darkness. the Vulcano is the highest natural structure in Bonwick, how long will you fall for? what will happen when you hit the bottom? you close your eyes and brace for impact, and accept your descent into the next life...