you've packed your bags full of supplies for the dangerous journey ahead - money, water, flapjacks, and your trusty weapon, a wooden spoon with a lego brick sellotaped to the end. you're ready to end the horrific grip S.C.O.W have on Bonwick, and rescue cardboard in the process! it couldn't be that hard, there's so many films with this exact plot line. but my friend, you have no idea what you're getting into...

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rumour has it that S.C.O.W operated to the east of Plop, their stronghold was in the Edgelands. these were the million degrees lava filled wastes that surrounded the Grand Vulcano, somewhere you want to avoid at all costs. this was probably where they were, if you think about it, a satanic cult worshipping the greatest singer of the modern age would most likely have their headquarters in or at least around the volcano people said led to hell. this is where you would head for, but you know it won't be an easy journey. you start marching along the dirt track that led away from your beloved town of Plop. the further you stray from the village, the darker the trees become, the more overgrown the path becomes, and the more silent the world seems. after a while you reach your first dilemma - a fork in the road. do you...