you decide you need to go to Los Sanchez, in order to rest and see if you can prepare for the dangerous land ahead. you take the path through the woods and soon come to the edge of the town. and what you see shocks you. the whole town is destroyed, stalls knocked over, roofs on fire, chickens running wild, and a fireplace runs round in circles around a well carrying the olympic torch. you step into the town, your mouth open wide. you ask a nearby villager who is sobbing into their hands "what the hell happened here?"

they look up, still sobbing

"IT WAS S.C.O.W, THEY CAME, THEY CONQUERED, AND TOOK ALL OUR CATS! oh poor Mr Napkin"

you stare around in bewilderment, there is a large gathering around the town hall, which has a plane crashed into the ancient roof. you make your way over there, and a short, fat man wearing a dolphin in his ear is yelling into a megaphone "THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! BE AFRAID, PREPARE! THE DARK IS COMING!" you had no idea things were this bad in Bonwick. there is nothing left for you here. however, as you turn to leave, you see in the corner of your eye, a cloaked figure dash into a dark alley. this is interesting. what will you do?