though it may be dangerous, you decide to follow this mysterious figure. you look around to check nobody is watching, they are all too distracted by the bloke yelling about doomsday. you creep into the shadowed alleyway they disappeared into, it is indeed very dark. you squint at the end of the alley, and there they are! the hooded figure glances back at you, carrying a sack on their shoulder. an evil hiss, and they advance towards you. you attempt to flee, but trip and fall over an eggbox. your head hits the floor with the proportional force of a moth being hit by a cannonball. as you black out, you see the glowing eyes of the evil figure blink over you...