you decide to take the rickety bridge. you slowly creep along, the planks creaking underfoot, expecting it to break any moment, but you make it halfway, and everything is fine. you wave at Bernard the Kraken, the friendly monster famous for his delectable cheeses and wines. the water is clear and blue, you can see the very bottom, where flamingos swam gleefully. as you reach the end of the bridge, around three quarters along, the bridge splits off into a reasonably distressing fork on the water. to the right is a place called Rather Boggy and Sad, and to the left is a place called Rather Sad and Boggy. Each of them leads to a path around the edge of the lake, and onward to the Grand Vulcano. do you take the fork to...